Admit It. We have all tried to have a diary but failed epically

shakespeareintellectualbadass:

hopperthedragon:

hogwartskidsproblems:

sodamnrelatable:

So we made tumblrs.

#Not Voldemort 

yah he really put his soul into it

oh my god

(Source: kjakerz, via the-daleks-wear-prada)

laughterneverdies:

casualfangirling:

she-wants-the-doitsu:

whendaybreaks:

nicolasandthecage:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

this fucking site i swear to god 

(Source: nicolasiscaged, via the-daleks-wear-prada)

birdnipple:

bad social habits i have

• mumbling
• not smiling
• trailing off
• crossing my arms
• looking angry even though im not angry
• the fact i cant even socialize
• the fact im me

(via daunting-chaos)

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

(via kindapathetic)

puffymind:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

(via one-imperfect-person)

setbabiesonfire:

can i get a refund on life please this not as advertised

(via one-imperfect-person)